well i did feel guilty about it. until i saw how hot the guy was the next day. now, nothing but pride.
This concert is like a reunion of all my bad sex.
FIrst one done
How did it go?
I dunno I taled about women being treated wrong and quoted Ice T. So probably a "c"
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I wish the ER had shaved that part of my head. It would be easier to show people my staples at the bar.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I was going to make out with him...then he licked syrup off the kitchen floor.
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
dude, I convinced you I was your conscience for like 15 minutes last night. you weren't just "a little high"
I had the choice between 9 burritos and 1 girl...
And...?
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
Be there in 6 mins I’m smell like fireball. and strippers and need to use your showers before go home
Excuse me. I’m a mature responsible adult.
You got your arm stuck in a vending machine trying to get fruit snacks.
I had a cast on my hand and if I paid for my fruit snacks, I’m getting my fruit snacks.
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