What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Her vagina smelled like bad decisions
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
u kept repeating to itself "hot cheetos and nacho cheese sauce.."
Family trip though. I generally don't wheel too much ass with the fam in tow. Despite the fact my parents would be pleased if I did.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
You have a penis. Therefore everything you say is automatically wrong.
You know my vagina and my heart have a mind of their own even when it’s pouring snow.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
Longest 30 seconds of my life
10/10 so not recommended
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