At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
Just made gatorade. in the bathtub.
Security said no more parties of this kind. To me that translates to Theme party this weekend.
All I I know is that there's 2 new contacts in my phone. Drunk Backdoor and Gayass Handshake. Thanks, Jameson.
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Hey, i turned the toilet into a water fountain. Drink up.
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
let's make a party pact right now just as precaution for this trip: ill make sure you don't piss yourself if you make sure I don't bang my cousins friends. deal?
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You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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