ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
So I don't think its herpes anymore. Could be a sign of diabetes though. Is it bad that I consider getting diabetes 'dodging a bullet'?
I woke up in my own vomit, a chunk of cactus in my thigh, shirtless, with jons mom poking at me with a glass of dr pepper and a talk about god....damn alcohol
When he was fingering me, it felt/looked like he was digging around for pocket change.
Mom's drinking. Just asked her if she was good to walk back to the condo. She seemed unsure until she remembered she brought the GPS. We are 2 blocks from the condo.
I made a google map for "places I got blow jobs"
I only want to screw him when I'm drunk. Problem is I try to be drunk as often as possible
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
My throw up tasted like pumpkin, fall is right around the corner.
YOU DONT EAT A GIRL OUT AND THEN GO PUKE ASSHOLE
Also, asking the guy who just told you he is crippled on edibles to watch your kid is probably frowned upon by most
I feel like your boyfriend deserves to know that you're a lesbian.
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