Just got back from doctors appt. He lied. It wasn't a pimple on his dick.
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
She has 260 profile pics. In 260 she's ugly and in 255, she's making the peace sign with her hands...
do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
his mom cheated on his dad so i think he has a weird freudian thing for whores
looking at that huge scar on my leg from when i got drunk at 9 AM and walked into a grill. so excited for football season to start again!
I don't really know how to say this, but I have an oven mitt to return to you tomorrow..
Some guy is here using a taser on people. I'm up next
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
If you wake up with half a an eyebrow.... I'm pretty sure it was a good time.
I'm making a will, in it I'm leaving you my skull.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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