I think it's just because she's got "I'll sleep with anyone with a decent car" written all over her face.
YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
i would eat my own dick if it were covered in nutella
I'm pretty sure I just had a convo with my hot pockets about how they weren't good enough for the oven.
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I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I drunk dialed my ex-boyfriend last night. He was sitting next to my new boyfriend. Shoot me in the face.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
We might as well just set our livers out to sea on burning ships
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I'm just going to take the mature adult root and ignore him for a bit, and then pretend like I didn't see him jerking off.
Let's be honest, college orientation is going to be "here's how to drink everclear"
i am craving dick and cupcakes
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
I know you would. And one day, we'll have a moment where i'll verbally assault a stranger for you.
I didn't really break out of the friend zone, as much as I blasted the doors off with high explosives and rode through on a grizzly bear...
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