Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
Is it wierd that I kind of wish I could hang out with Melissa Joan Hart?
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
i'm crying at olive garden. i've hit rock bottom
ahh summer, the season during which the prefix for every verb is "get drunk and"
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
All three roommates are gay and in women's studies. Ive already been informed that all penetration is rape. This is not the college experience I signed up for.
Is she still in your room?
Not for long. My plan is to smoke her out like a small woodland creature.
This hobo said he can't buy alcohol bc he got in trouble bc a girl sat on his face when he was passed out and misaligned his spine and gave him Alzheimer's so Ali is buying him a bottle. This is Vegas.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
You pole danced in your parka.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
I am going to constantly be reminded of you for the next couple of days because of how sore my vagina is. It's just the price I have to pay.
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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