i'm at sigma nu and gary is here. what do it do?
Stay away from his face.
so i go for his dick?
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
I think I just made patron unclassy I bought limes at a gas station and for salt we are using gas station packets of salt
Never again let me pretend to be australian for free booze.
$22.99 left in the bank til payday = 3($7 jack & coke) + 2($0.89 T-Bell taco) + $0.21 in case of emergency.
math is fun
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
you go from almost hooking up with the hottest guy at the party, to going home with your ex....how is that even mathematically possible
Is it rude if I ask the current tenets of our future apartment if I can come and blackout for a night? I want stupendously drunk me to get a feel for the place so he's comfortable when we move in.
They are taking turns pissing on the fire. This is my life.
YOU DON'T JUST GET TO CALL AND SAY YOU MIGHT BE DEAD, THEN NOT ANSWER!
It's something I can't competently describe without making sex sounds.
We were ushered out of Medieval Times by a squire for making out in the torture chamber. Children were present.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
Putting plan B on my parents credit card wasn't the smartest idea
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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