i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
You'll be proud of me
Who did you not have sex with
Damn it...you know me too well
Ok, honestly? Periods can't be THAT bad, have you ever tried to shave a ball sack?!
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yeah, that's what i said too. right before i tackled that street sign.
my mom found me passed out in the kitchen floor with the Brita pitcher.. Happy Mothers Day
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I'm getting better, this year I only showed up drunk to 1 final.
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Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
every day is bullshit and fuck everyone. That's my motto for the week
Someone took a shit in the house somewhere and I STILL can't find it. I'm just going to move.
You've hit rock bottom, swam around the ocean floor, and brought back silverware from the titanic.
She was riding a razor scooter down the street wearing nothing but a feather boa it was beautiful.
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