I had a good time, probably would have a bigger headache today if you were in town.
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
life is all about the fine print - all i wanted was a fucking pony.
I cut my penus on the lid.
after the cops left he pulled the weed out of his ass and we smoked it
we should hire that guy that makes pancakes that we met last weekend for our next party. He can feed us, and regulate!
I'm currently day drinking, studying and making corn. Don't tell me what I can't do.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
He fucked me so hard I had an asthma attack. I'm like the sickly poster child for celibacy.
NEW INFORMATION meech found me passed out on a bench outside.
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
I have easymac and six pack of beer. This night can't get any better.
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