What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
TLC. RIGHT NOW. PRIMORDIAL TODDLERS.
Is it just me, or does Colt McCoy look like Herbie the Dentist from "Rudolph the Red-nosed Reindeer"?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
All I remember is this kid kept saying that he has a dream that white kids and black kids can take shots together as one, and just we'd keep drinking to that.
Just took a shot of tequila with a random guy at the supermarket. Happy cinco de fourth.
Okay let's look at your past accomplishments you've done hungover... Sat great score, academic decathlon, state for track. I think you are solid to go out tonight
Next time you have him paint you an outfit so you can do you walk the street naked TAKE A SHOWER BEFORE YOU GET IN THE BED. MY sheets look like like an acid trip
No idea but I'm preparing for 4 tequila shots and tons of vomit
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Don't get mad at me now, you have my car and all the doughnuts
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