Do you still have your period?
does it bother you that i swallowed like millions of your unborn children
actually, i try not to think about it
and i pooped them out
you dont seem to understand my overwhelming need to watch space jam right now
I found a dealer that takes plastic. I'm so in trouble.
it was better than the time i puked and I forgot to open the lid of the toilet
Dude I could put my dick between the gap in her teeth.. This is the last time we are hanging out with Kentucky girls
I am getting my wife a tattoo just above her butthole that says, "For entry just add tequila."
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
The cop left me alone after I gave her my spare snow cone. It was a hot and humid day and that uniform looked stuffy. Yay stoner me for overindulging in icy treats.
The only person who DOESN'T think it's a horrible idea to sleep with my ex is my therapist. Obviously I trust her judgement above all others.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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