I don't believe these are real court rooms. They look absolutely nothing like law and order.
For future reference, a lint roller appears to be the easiest way to get glitter out of a beard.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
obviously you don't know the college version of myself. if there's something i'm ALWAYS willing to put up for it's alcohol.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
He's crying and calling me out on using him. It's awful. And I'm too drunk to leave.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Ok fuckface listen up and listen good. 1.calling dibs on a chick out of your league is like applying for a job with a highlight video 2. dont fucking ski down the stairs again 3. if you do, put it on your highlight video
Dude the tree smoked with me. I planted the roach with it and smiled.
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
I AM GONNA CUM EVERYWHERE TONIGHT BRO.
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