Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
Have you ever slowed down next to the oldest people on the highway while getting road head just to see their extended reaction?
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
He's having sex with his gf again. Every thump of his bed against the wall is insulting to our one night stand.
I refuse to have another spring break doomed by pregnancy.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
I inadvertently smoked 6 blunts at one time. We just kept passing them around...I didn't know what happened until it was over. I can't walk.
Using a 12 year old as a wingman. Does that make me a bad person?
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
When you wake up so hungover that you don't even wanna cough for fear of vomiting... It's not gunna be a good day.
He literally cocked blocked all the dudes that tried to talk to the girls he was with, and they all loved him.
Same guy who tossed the brunet over his shoulder as they left screaming "Bring me my lucky shovel!"
There's a lady lying down on the sidewalk in front of our building smoking a cig
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
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