can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
yeah that facebook group of people who have had sex with me probably isn't to discreet...
can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
can't remember last night but the beers were $3.50, so i can count how many I had by counting my quarters
i can afford to take several trips up and down the parkway right now if I wasn't still hanging over my toilet
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
The police woke me up so they had no choice but to see my morning wood.
Worst decision of artistic career thus far: bringing a banana to eat on male model day.
We will go to karaoke
Okay, well, i'm covered in paint, haven't showered & have already been drinking, so if I fall on the floor in a blaze of depeche mode & beer tears, you can't pretend you don't know me
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
ugh, my whole family is going ape shit over my sister's pregnancy blog. I dont get it? Anyone can get knocked up! I had rebound sex with a new york ranger last night, now that is something to fucking blog about.
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
When he pulled out it sounded like a balloon deflating
I just revenge puked in his shoes. This is gonna be a fun night :)
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