If you get a breast reduction, you have to let me see them before hand at least once. It's a rule.
morning outfit: hottub soaked skirt. no underwear. someone's bandanna worn as a shirt. took me an hour to walk home. this isn't fun anymore.
I'm so excited for this wedding, I feel like a school girl about to get finger launched on the dance floor at the sadie hawkins dance
I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
I have a new drinking limit. I'll stop when I know I'm going to untag the picture that was just taken of me.
maybe you should start leaving anonymous bottles of booze on his doorstep with love notes attatched. that always gets me.
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
he asked me if i would dance for him to make it easier for him to jack off. does that answer your question.
The next time i black out make sure i remove the ping pong balls from my weave. Especially before my first day of classes.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
Ten minute nap on a staircase honey badger don't care
I love you. Mom got to wasted at the wedding that she threw up on my shirt.
If drinking had a "new high score" I think I hit it this weekend.
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
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