i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
He says he quit drinking. I'd like to have a moment of silence for losing the best drunken hookup ever. We will build a memorial to his awesome cock.
he said something along the lines of "fish can smell fear"
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
Congratulations on your lack of fetus.
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I love FaceTime, every time you ring me the morning after its like I went home with your one night stand too.
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
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