my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
We played "race the Jimmy John's driver". Order, then see if we can finish sex before the food arrives.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I guess it was to be expected that I was put on somebody's list called penis socket.
We just had a sexually tense moment where we both chose the trough the pee. I love gay clubs.
You insisted on going outside so you could "breathe real air".
Listening to Ke$ha's new single to pump myself up for my STD test.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
PLEASE AT LEAST MEOW SO I KNOW YOU AREN'T DEAD
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
I'm not gonna plow a chick in front of her 14 year old brother....
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