ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
Attn every girl I've slept with in the past 26 years of my life. One of you cunts gave me herpes. This is the 4th of 5 group MMS. That's right. It's in the 50s. There are two girls I don't have #s for. One was on a cruise and the other was a prostitute in Amsterdam. So which of you has herpes?
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
also, i am in no position to judge as my life choices today went along the lines of "YAY VODKA". for breakfast.
Buffalo PD walked in my bedroom this morning at 7 am. Was still blackout drunk, fully dressed, Steak Out wrapper on the floor, parking meter on the floor of the bar room. 'Both of your doors were wide open, wanted to make sure no one was robbing you.' Then I made a pass at her.
He started making out with my boobs. I didn't know whether to be proud of my boobs or ashamed of my mouth.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
As I was about to fuck him, he requested a moment of silence for Leonard Nimoy.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
He's such a neat freak that he started making the bed while I was still laying on it naked. He succeed in case you were wondering.
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
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