Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you may be an alcoholic when your drug dealer calls to yell at you for drinking too
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
you were saying "i am the vodka queen!" and then in a different voice replying to yourself "all hail the vodka queen! you are so beautiful!"
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
I swear after i took it all i did was scream for four hours
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Sounds good! I plan on writing a book entitled: I've Probably Done Cocaine In Your Bathroom. A tell-all by Lauren.
Saw a guy throw up on himself while walking, drinking, and singing all at the same time. Hope your night is going better than his :)
Shit stained towel. The very symbol of how much closer we are as friends. Fall 011... beautiful disaster
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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