Hey I found your number in my phone i dont remember how we met this is richard btw
strange i dont have your number must have been a drunk thing
could be more
absolutely not
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
you're just mad because in the hogwarts world I'm Harry and you're Ron. get over it.
He left an unopened 12 pack of beer by my bed. I guess that's his way of saying thanks for the sex..
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Update: still drunk enough to get lost in Zellers and to think my reflection was my mother. Awesome day.
he was like the dessert in the all you can eat man buffet that has become my life.
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Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Specially since he wanted to forget that we even touched, which makes it funnier because I don't think you can take back licking someone's butthole...
Stuck in the Minneapolis airport for 3 hours with an expense budget and a wine bar. This could get out of hand quickly.
I am buying anal lube, an enema, and a bag of kit kats. What part of this is compelling the Walgreens woman to tell me to "be well".
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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