lol whn u cming hre I nd 2 c ur fce
IF YOU TEXT ME ONE MORE SHORTENED VERSION OF A WORD, THE ONLY THING YOU'LL SEE IS MY FIST IN YOUR FACE.
You admitted to me in secrecy that you want to jerk off a unicorn.
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
Passive mediator is your role in this relationship. My role is dick punching arsonist
If you got tons of KY ads on HuluPlus, it's because I hit "relevant" every time.
When our dicks touched he made a lightsaber noise.
Agree to hang out with him and then take a gigantic shit right on him. Or if youve forgiven him for being a fucker maybe make out with him.
How many fucks given?
0.12846
I ate so much cake that I can't even enjoy a blowjob
That's the most first world problem I've ever heard in my life.
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
there is partying, then there is whatever we did last night.
Freshly fucked must agree with my hair cause I've gotten compliments on it this afternoon
Hey, I was just wondering why i dont have a shirt on, why im cuddling with a furnace, why im in my own basement, and where my car is.
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
