So he asked me last night if I would cheer him on while he masturbated...
It's finally official that I am from Oklahoma. I'm currently sleeping with my ex-fling's brother.
Olympics start in one day, that gives us 24hrs to think of gold medal worthy drinking games
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
I just realized I am holding a beer in 133 out of 134 photos of me on my facebook page.
Nobody is perfect
I'm at Waffle House wearing one of the paper hats in the other
I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
You were sitting on the filthy kitchen floor eating a packet of grated cheese, and you were crying because you couldn't find any cheese.. I'd say our party was a success.
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
You don't want any of I have. Seriously. Its 80 proof rum that was 8 bucks for a liter. I'm afraid
I'm sure your liver is writing out a will as we speak
I haven't been that free with the boobs since I was 19. I'm putting them away for a while.
If you insist
The one guy literally flopped my boob out. Yes I insist.
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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