I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
This girl told me she was a virgin the other day. I felt like I was talking to a unicorn.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
And fyi howling is not an acceptable form of communication.
I just dropped $300 on lingerie. He better rip this off with his teeth.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I just remembered I did the whole byebyebye dance at the bar
The Vicodin is in the strawberries.
I sense lesbianism
That's a weird power
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
Guy just walked into the bathroom with only socks on and took a 5second shit. It is taking me longer to type this than for him to shit, wash hands, and leave the bathroom. WTF? Still wondering why he only had socks on.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
His hair is as curly as mine. It was like watching me go down on myself.
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