dude, that chick is coming to see me and stay for 2 nights. I'm hitting the 3rd in the trifecta of friends.
You're one hell of a depraved bastard dude, I'm borderline speechless. You officially win.
They all have matching tattoos so they're all official bffs. I love my life.
This girl in my class is wearing a sweatshirt that says "LEAD ME NOT INTO TEMPTATION" ahaha I almost just laughed out loud. We could never be friends
I'm just trying to jam my tits into some coconuts and I'll be on my way
they named it eva bongoria. i had to hit it based on the name alone.
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Going to get a "plan B"urrito
Idk. I woke up marinating in beer on my beanbag. Idk what you mightve done.
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I'm sure he'll make the rejection quick and completely justified.
The George Foreman grill is melted. I don't know what other problems could arise.
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And I wasn't CONVICTED of a felony, I just committed one
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
I'm in the recliner and i have a bottle of wine wedged in my cleavage, drinking from a straw. Clever and classy or pathetic and sloppy?
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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