the red head has a bf
just because there's a goalie doesn't mean u can't score
i don't know how to normally transition into sexual activities without being drunk...
Just saw an Asian kid crash into the bike rack with his bike. I love sitting outside the engineering building.
friends don't let friends hook up with gingers.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST
He could only go see Deadpool without his girl if he was black-out drunk... because spoilers. They're the perfect couple.
I am literally this close to screaming out my window if anyone nearby was down to fuck. I am too damn horny.
DO NOT TOUCH THE SOAP ITS HAD SOME UNORTHODOX USES WITHIN THE PAST 15 HOURS
Dont worry, the Canadians are more afraid of you then you are of them.
You were so fucked you introduced me to a pile of Laundry
I wondered why I slept in the front room
how the FUCK did i spend 25 dollars at 50 cent beer night?
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