i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
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alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
I had forgotten what it was like to go to all four classes. It's exhausting.
I woke up in a place I've never been before, with people I've never met before using me as a table for domino's.
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
The next time you fuck up, your grandma sees your dick pics
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
When the hubs wants to wear his training mask during sex and pretend to be Bane you just go with it.
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
First non virgin Sunday. Bursts into flames.
Omfg 7 hour sex session who am I?
PS: I think I'm in love
Ability to walk tomorrow tbd
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