I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
He just ordered a bottle of Beam at an Italian place for us to share.
also, I just found three random bruises on my knee. probably from when I was velcrod to the stairs
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
But here's the wonderful thing about us. It's us. You could invite me over, get really wasted and end up sleeping with someone else and id be there in the morning to take you to breakfast.
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
i need to start buying Plan B in bulk and leaving them at the door. I'm really sick of walking to CVS with my one-nighters
I'm adopting to save the world from the moral outrage that would be my offspring
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
i'm licking honey sensually off my arm while alone in my room. what has my life come to
He told me I was a good dog mom. I've never been so turned on in my life
I was about to break it off with him because I realised he only wanted me for sex, until I realised that I only wanted HIM for sex. Win/win
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