remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I told him I wanted to have sex to "halleluiah", he suggested the poke-rap.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
I HAVE MY OWN TITS FOR THAT AND I CAN GUARANTEE THAT THEYRE MORE GLORIOUS
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
Watching crazy stupid love and drinking alone isn't what I thought it was gonna be
Its TONS better. Expect a drunk dial at 11:54
Just high watching the holiday fireplace channel. My space heater lends authenticity to the fire experience. Come over.
Oh by the way, john gave me your shirt to return to you when I was at work today. I almost gave him his girlfriends underwear to return to her but figured it would be inappropriate.
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
Attempting to sleep without a bra since i got my nips pierced wish me luck. Also almost sent that to my coworker.
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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