did you get engaged???
also referred to as T.P.S. (Toddler Penis Syndrome)
how in the hell can u get pulled over when ur car is parked.
I never thought I'd say this, but there is a life threatening amount of rumpleminz in our freezer
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i'm traumatized. his orgasm face consisted of him looking like my dead grandfather and burping.
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
I'm surprised they let us keep partying at that hotel bar, that's like the 3rd time I've had to try blocking the view of him peeing off the balcony. I earn my free drinks.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
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They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
I really love you gals. I'm sorry again. I'm just super protective of my poutine
Please come over. It's a pajama and burn-2016-in-effigy party
i got kicked out of the casino for drunken disorderly conduct because i kept stumbling into old people and one of them told on me. as the boucer was taking down my information so i could no re-enter i ripped my id out of his hands while yelling fuck you.
I think that living in the "now" is the worst fucking ghandi buddha whatever advice bc that means I'm just gonna get drunk in the now.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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