I just got called an ass for saying no thanks to a Greenpeace solicitor. I don't want the whales to die but I do want Greenpeace to fail. Conundrum.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
both the worst and best vomit ever... it was extra chunky and thick cause of the sausage... but it also tasted like delicious sausage... also cause of the sausage
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
Sorry, I am not your wing girl tonight,. in my pjs, eating cereal from the box. Hell I only shaved the inside of my legs just so they wouldn't itch. Not happening.
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
The bottle of Jameson may have been a bit aggressive for a Sunday cookout.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Currently watching Zombie Sharks while high. This is why I love Shark Week.
It was a good hour of moans, penis compliments, smacks, and what sounded like someone running in flip flops
His dick is a spiritual experience and meditation is very important to me.
So you're not opposed to us ever having sex again? Because it just seems like such a waste to let a penis like yours go.
Florida is balancing how much this place sucks with how many vodkas you can have to cope in order to still be allowed on the plane to leave
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