I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
after taking her first shot and having her first random hook up she finally feels like she is ready for college
she has no idea
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
The amount of my urine my roommate has consumed after I found out he's been eating my food almost offsets how angry I am
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I fingered her though her window because she couldn't leave
remember our old mantra: why can't life be as easy as we are?
I had to break up with him he didn't understand my priorities. I'm sorry but Saturday nights are for pot and Doctor Who. I'm not going to change who I am.
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
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Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
The moment I said this burrito on my nuts feels really good is the moment I knew I was drunk
Just went grocery shopping with a vibrator in my purse and didn't even realize it. This is what Saturdays are made for.
finals do horrible things to a person. i haven't worn pants since friday
The night went downhill somewhere between the time I was triple fisting smirnoff and when I was throwing up in the yard in nothing but my bra while he talk to me about mashed potatoes
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