It was like doing yoga with his dick in me
Two girls are now jumping in the ocean naked at 10 PM...and I was just starting to hate Ocean City
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
Well, she opened the door to puke outside the car, but she threw it open so hard it popped back and hit her in the face.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
i need to find a notary that isn't going to turn me in for blatantly lying to the us and chilean governments
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I think my uterus is still laying in your bed somewhere under the covers.
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
He texted me saying that his mom found my nuva ring in their jacuzzi filter. I don't think I'm welcome back anytime soon.
There was a pumpkin carving contest and we carved a very realistic dick about to penetrate a vagina. Our Christian Youth hosts were not happy.
Basically, I'm sure one day I'll look back on this part of my life and be ashamed....
You can't just say you're dying of terminal cancer everytime they try to card you
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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