Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
dude last night I threw my weed into my back yard. there is now a foot of snow. after an hour I found my weed. if I put that effort into school, i'd have a 4.0.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
Bad news is I found gravy in my nightstand again.
i don't think i ever formally apologized for that time i threw up on your dog.... well...here it is...
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
God he's so convenient, drugs, an parties all in one person. He's like the Walmart of delinquency.
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
The only good thing about the sex was that he finally cracked the spot on my back that's been hurting.
Now in listening to Jerome Bettis speak at the hall of fame and my boner just started twirling a terrible towel
When you didn't respond I figured you must be busy so I'm home in my pj's 2 beers in and stoned from weed I got from my gaybours. They also gave me cake. I'm not moving from this recliner.
Do you remember vividly describing the shape and girth of my cock to that girl last night?
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