I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
...i had to draw her a diagram of her own vagina. including a little arrow to the clitoris. shouldn't it be the other way around?!?
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
how ive managed to spend 100$ at an open bar is beyond me.
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
not much just sitting outside his bathroom door naked eating cheetoes. You?
Did you see the video of me eating a marshmellow on fire?
What do I do when my mom and I both awkwardly spot the Rocky Horror parody porn sitting on the coffee table? Leave it or try to move it?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
You're not talking any sense into me. You're cheering me on to disaster.
... is that not half the reason I'm your best friend in the first place?
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
We were high and the scary movies were scaring us too bad. Were all watching porn instead now
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