That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
ok think of it like jelly beans. if you can learn to like the licorice ones, youll always have lots of them because no one else wants them. its the same with fat chicks
i want to have as much fun as i did last weekend. but plus the condom and minus the fear.
Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Need to stop getting stoned with this chick, I keep waking up covered in pizza sauce
Just told him about my threesome. if that doesn't make him want to date me nothing will.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
I just put on my phone calendar to remind me of my final child support payment in 2029
We are so drunk half our team had to bowl with a chaperone. We won every game. We drink
I could see myself being this awkward weirdo drunk girl that patted strangers and danced terribly but was powerless to stop it
I just wrote the Drag Queen from Saturday Night on FB and apologized for licking her. Weirdest thing I have ever typed...
Is there something wrong with us? Seriously.
Possibly, but I'd rather not fix it.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
If the people you’re with use the word tequila in a sentence with phrases like hair of the dog or breakfast of champions...run awsy
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