My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
how soon is too soon after the break-up to ask for my condoms back?
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
well seeing as i got a call at 5 am from the hotel manager telling me my cousin was passed out on the lobby floor...not good
I woke up to a bag of pies and a lot of questions
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
Okay I shall begin. Thank you Swedish chef
Hurrfy smmurdshy burrfst!
That is the exact response I was looking for.
i know. like I have the nerve to talk about poverty. I eat peanut butter out of the jar.
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
I feel fine lol. I tried climbing a tree but the branch broke and I got arrested.
We'll just play naked Twister, the rest will take care of itself
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
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