He looked like the mexican version of Steve Carrell with a unibrow.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
she told me i tasted like america
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
3pm strippers are depressing
Also yeah I would definitely have to say that one of my favorite things to do is to get high and pet cats.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
What kind of life do I lead that no one is surprised by the fact that I was watching porn at work with the hot 37 year old?
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
If the sex wasn't incredible why would I compare it to cheesy tots
You should be able to leave recommendations on Tinder.
Oh you know just explaining sexual consent to a drunk 80 year old man. How is this my life?
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