So, how was the dinner
Just like the ex wife, cold, fatty, and expensive.
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
Take in how we used all the shot glasses in the bar in less than an hour
So someone just pointed out to me that during dinner, I mentioned more women that I'm attracted to than men. The transition might be complete. I'm gay.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I'll just save you what dignity you have left by letting what happened die with your lack of memory and/or liver.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I'm trying to get fucked by 4 girls here, and you're worried about verb tenses?!
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
You were in the girls bathroom yelling at some random chick because you thought she stole all the urinals. That's why you were kicked out.
Pumped to get "pass out-wake up in Berlin-buy a chinchilla" drunk?
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
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