he spent the whole night trying to convince me into a2m. i won't even use the pb til i clean the jelly knife. i love him but it's not going to happen.
she asked if she could keep her bee antennas on during her mugshot. i love halloween.
You thought that the "chillable" logo on the box wine was referring to a city in italy.
Dude..masurbate with cocoa butter lotion..its like cocoa pebbles just gave me a hand job
So the coke mirror was perfectly angeled at my face right when i woke up this morning. I now know how I'd look on intervention.
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
it's 10:36pm. Do you know where your penis should be?
If Dave says he's going to have sex with her, he's going to fuck her retarded and turn her crazy. So run.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
I dunno what he did but it both burns and feels amazing to pee
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
Yess he was literally so drunk that like at one point I'm pretty sure he thought it was hard and in when neither were true :/ haha
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
So I crawled off the trampoline to puke in the neighbors yard. Wonderful house guest right here
We're in a hurricane and you send me a video of you playing with your dick while driving! You wanna die?!
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