I just got really nervous and swallowed all of my birth control
i think im in love. he told me he doesnt care if i shave down there.
I just pulled the condom that i lost on tues out of me at work ewwww!
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
There's not an emojicons for I think I ripped my asshole and want to die.
My hair is crimped, I am walking with a roadie, and my vibrator is in my purse. I feel sorry for tomorrow.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
Also, do you think i could get away with finishing my vodka cranberry from last night at work if i put orange juice in it? Serious question.
i refuse to take responsibility for eating Chuck E Cheese pizza and having any other repercussions than the shits.
I RAN OVER A NUN! I RAN OVER A FUCKING NUN! GOD WILL NEVER FORGIVE ME FOR MY SINS NOW!!!
Hurry I'm alone dressed like a prostitute eating French fries.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
PSA Do not blow dry your junk.
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