found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
I'm done. I'm tired and there's a topless pic of me floating around the nation's largest 3G network.
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
I forgot to tell you the best part. The folded up paper he wrote his number on opened up to be a picture of him when he was younger wearing a Columbia tshirt in front of NASA and in pen said his name and "space consultant."
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Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
We left live chickens on the basement slip n slide. Good luck finding your car keys
Almost told my boss I was an expert aat swallowing when he questioned my ability to take excedrin,xanax, and a vitamin all at once. It was a medicinal gang bang lubricated by arizona tea.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
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Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I appreciate your acceptance of my lack of morals
About to wash down a xan with an iced pumpkin spiced latte from starbs and I feel like I've never lived up to my stereotype so much at one time
I forget, are we banging TA’s for grades this semester or not?
Depends on how cute he is
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
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