dude she wont stop talking about little people big world...she said my penis looked like zach roloff and took a picture with her phone?
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
You closed the sidewalk off to pedestrians last night. With a glitter covered safety cone
I really couldn't tell if she was disgusted with the fact that I yacked on her shoes, or if she was about to do the same to me.
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We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Yeah, clearly. And then we can float around my room on Christmas themed inner tubes. And drink, I guess.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
Hes pre-made beer lollipops so he "can suck before the sex" QUOTE!
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
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U can be a future sentaor's wife if you want. I'm happy with "closet lesbian", "tech prof".and "masters degree" all rolled into one. Drunken bar escapades pay off.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
So last night took an interesting turn.. Never thought I'd say I had to pick up my glasses off the floor of a strip club
If you sleep with another manager before the year is up you'll deserve an accomplishment sticker.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Sorry, Geoff can’t come to his phone right now. He’s outside trying to show his dick to a bachelorette party bus with “DTF” written on the windows
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