So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I feel that the whole multiple orgasm thing is god's way of saying "sorry for the childbirth deal"
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
It's cold our but I feel like a very blazed penguin
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
as he pulled out he yelled "no kids!" and then passed out on top of me
We just took turns doing keg stands. 27 is way too old for this. Out of 5 of us, our best time was 9 seconds.
I can't remember where my feet are. All I can see are colors, and all I can feel is terror. The lollipop was a bad idea.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
Happy birthday, you long dick monster
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
I'm going to teach Troy such valuable life lessons. Yesterday I told him to stay away from girls who drink redbull and vodkas.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
Now it's a thing. He's kind of a creeper and now he's lotioning me. This is going to turn into a Buffalo Bull situation.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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