yeah she was being a bitch. do you remember me stealing ryan cabrerra's beer?!?!
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
i forgot i changed ur name in my phone to "the situation" so when u texted me i got really excited for a hot second
i thought we decided on me being "the altercation" instead
i had to apologize to my friends for being friends with me
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Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
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I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He showed up riding a bike blasting the ghostbusters theme song. His name was Lasercat. Im in love.
Thanks for putting up with my drunk friend last night. Its all fun and games till someone pukes macaroni under your fridge.
my roommate had drunk sex above me in our bunk bed and then built me a fort to apologize the next day
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
For full disclosure: I told my roommates last night that you have a very clean asshole.
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