You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?
That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there
It's my parent's restaurant
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
i regret nothing . he quoted dr. suess . he deserved that bj .
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"
You always seem to be able to bribe me with tequila and Mac and cheese. This relationship of ours will cause me health problems someday.
Don't be too mad at the guy who broke your kitchen table. Didn't get his name, but he knew all about your gay porn career. Like DETAILS...
Then he started caressing my eye brow. Like repetedly. For at least 15 minutes. It was strangely mesmerizing
I feel like my vagina was just in a fistfight.
It's Valentine's Day, I figure for sure we'll have sex today, right? Wrong. I tried unsuccessfully for like an hour to get him to fuck me. Now he's asleep and I'm on my way to join the public library.
Found a trail of Taco Bell hot sauce packets through the garage to our back door and cheese in my bra. I'll say it was a successful Sunday Funday.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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