she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
Peanut butter balls.
IF YOU EVEN COME NEAR MY BALLS AGAIN I SWEAR TO GOD
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
We BOTH lost our virginities there. It's basically a landmark.
I also point out to everyone that she looks like DJ's gf on Roseanne.
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
my talents include tricking people into giving me money and free drugs
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
After last night I am convinced that you are the human embodiment of alcoholism and bad decisions.
You started yelling about vegans ruining the world. Because we drove past some cows eating grass.
I haven't been single on my birthday for 7 years. If you don't get me laid tonight, your best friend/wing woman status will be revoked.
I'm dancing with a sandwich I just made cause I'm so happy how delicious it tastes, that high haha
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