...there is blood under my fingernails.
...I hope my roomates are okay.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
I don't know how I'm gonna do that tomorrow. I feel like I was hit by the motorhome. LOL I WAS.
well that explains the french fry and ketchup packet rolled into the wasitband of my sweats. thank you drunk me.
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
You have all been randomly chosen to participate in a new game called: how high was I? If you have any information about this or about where my clothing items went give me a shout. Thanks an good luck.
I've friend zoned this boy hard. I made him change my nipple rings before he went home.
Always wear a seatbelt when giving road head. I think I'm just going to tell people I don't remember how I got the fat lip.
wanna mail me your GoPro for St.Patties and I'll mail it back to you coverend in puke?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
He found his first fuckbuddy I'm so proud I feel like making him a card or something
Were you seriously humming twinkle twinkle little star while cupping my balls?
You gotta have 1 orgasm for me and the rest can be for you. I'm living vicariously through you 😂
I just woke up and there was a condom wrapper stuck in my hair. This is my life.
Didn't you sleepover at your grandparents?
I just had a dream that I was fighting Donald Trump... Gotta stop watching the news before bed
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