What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
I'm like cupid
You're a whore with a bow and arrow
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you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Siri makes being stoned even easier. I don't even Have to type my texts myself
Though I typed a half of that one
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
I feel like my stoner spirit animal is Janice from the muppets.
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I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
He wore the same cologne as my orthodontist so all I could think about was how I hadn't worn my retainer in months
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
My life is in shambles. Just made a grilled cheese in the microwave on a hot dog bun
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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