She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
im vomiting on the 4th floor cause no one knows me there
Either way you look at it, I'm a slut. But either way I look at it, I'm having a fucking blast.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
Going through my purse trying to find money for this cab but all I keep pulling out if chicken from my burrito o ate an hour ago. Help?
Yes but from my experience being high around your own baby makes you feel like the worst kind of mom
I am gathering blankets and bags of horse grain to pad my truck bed so I have a comfy place to crash when I get home, without the inconvenience of stairs. Or doors. Or walking. But with the refreshing scent of molasses.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
I asked if anyone's pants felt wet on the bottom, like a half hour after mine did. I had just peed my pants i had gotten so high no biggie
We have bigger issues at hand... Does anybody know someone in the kalamazoo area that is missing a pair of stilts ?
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
You'll love it there. Trust me. Cheap tequila, pretentious beer, tall white guys who will treat you badly. Its got everything you like.
There's hope in those eyes, for a better tomorrow or more cocaine, we may never know, but there's hope.
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
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