I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
She was moaning so loud as i walked out of the room her roommates gave me a standing ovation... i think they are next
Out of desperation, I used the leftover sauce from my goat masala as a mixer for vodka shots.
Drinking Patron always ends with me puking or receiving anal. So make your move when I start ordering it.
And if you ever tell anyone that I have emotions ill kill you
I'd tell u there's strippers to make you get here faster, but that would be a blatant lie... There's strippers here.
I can't wait to get home and brush the fuck outta my teeth.
Literally.
I'm trying to find a fanny pack so I can bring pizza on my run
It doesn't count as "finding the lesbian" if you fuck a straight girl!
Finally finished unpacking shit from school n found a bra with no idea whose it is... I miss college so much it hurts sometimes
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