If it makes you feel better, you're better at taking it in than ass than she is...
Well...yeah actually, that does make me feel better
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
my head gets it he sucks but my LAME FUCKING HEART IN MY VAGINA doesnt
Me too. We could do it like prostitutes. No kissing on the mouth.
We're pretty much just dating until one of our ex's wants us back
Welp, I can cross "making out with a guy in a dress" off my bucket list...
Cause I'll toss Tabasco sauce in his eyes and yell "Cobra attack" and walk away
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
i woke up on the couch at 5:24am, hangover, craving for some ribs, but i only had a bag of cheetos and a half empty beer. man what a breakfast.
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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