the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
I mean how do you tell a nurse in the ER that you dislocated your knee giving a blowjob to your boyfriend.
Very innocently.
I'd say it's a shame and a disservice to the world that we can't stay drunken shitshows to infinity
And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
How do you feel? I threw up in a towel. Also, a lot of other things.
You know what a wolf looks like when it kills a small animal? How it shakes it around in it's mouth? I did that to a bag of Taco Bell last night
fuck whipped cream. I'd eat vegetables off those abs
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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