You know you think of me naked too
Not since I found Jesus
What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
i should write a book entitled 'the joys of being sexually objectified'
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
is it STILL halloween? when did this turn into a week long holiday
Man the liquor store just wrong numbered me, its a sign even god wants me to drink
I plan on gettn treatment center drunk
I'm going to have to start playing roller derby again so I can blame my sex-related bruises on that.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
My dick was almost in plain McDonald's sight
This 35 year old just told me that he was headed to the dance floor and it was about to get real dangerous......was that an invite?
Let's fuck under the stars. And by under the stars I mean in my bed underneath my glow in the dark star stickers.
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
the gnome is staring at me and the pineapple is wearing shorts. I don't want to do this anymore.
Randomize
