if i had a dollar for every time ive had to piece a night together like they did in "the hangover", i bet i could outsell their weekend box office earnings...
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
my dealer just handed me my weed in a pink easter egg
I've now graduated to the level of gay where I can tell Tegan and Sara apart.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
I just had cybersex with some guy from the Netherlands for 2 HOURS instead of doing my History project...how's your break going?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
He's like all my past boyfriends wrapped up into one fuck up. It's enjoyable to watch.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
I gave him a blowjob to kill bill. 2 of my favorite things.
I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
I am high playing guitar hero naked. Please don't let me die this way
I prefer to think of hangovers as extreme sobriety, which can only be cured by more booze
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