did you seriously just ask me if there is such thing as a sophisticated batman shirt?
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
she would be the type to have more hair on her twat than on her head
she has to be all "alternative"
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
To be honest I don't know what's worse, the fact that I interupted their shower sex or the fact that I was so drunk I used the adjoining stall anyway
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
My birthday was already very memorable but her punching me in the face put it over the top. I love being 25 and still not giving a fuck.
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
Just high enough for therapy.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
My VP dropped me off at the Strip Club in Houston. Just said "I was never here".
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
She said if you lived here it would be like the x rated version of 3's company
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