Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
1. Call me if you need ANYTHING. 2. If you get tag teamed, I want details.
I just saw Ann slam dunk her puke bag into a trash can on Avenue A. You ladies might want to consider putting the Patron shots down and going home.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Dude your neighbors are having a garage sale. They were judging me as I walk of shamed back to my car.
Tornado booty call.. dedication
I have a weapon and I'm not blacked out. Good as gold
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
You're the horniest male I have ever encountered
Makes it sound like you're a scientist documenting your discoveries. I warned you.
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
Just took a shot of 151, rimmned my middle finger in it, lit it on fire and lit a cigarette off it while flicking off my boss. How was your night??
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
I just group texted a dick pic. Wonder who'll respond back first. Ashley Stacey or my stepmom
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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